Start your hive with 3 lbs of live bees and a mated queen—because nothing says “fun hobby” like 10,000 tiny roommates with wings

A glowing relic of radioactive history—this radium watch hand in a glass vial is the ultimate collector's oddity (not for time travel… or touching).

Track critters by their poop! This pocket guide helps ID scat like a pro—from cords to splats, and all the furry mysteries in between.

Gator, elk, buffalo—oh my! This wild jerky pack is a high-protein, low-subtlety snack gift for men who want nothing… except more meat.

This rubber duck’s got style—black cowboy hat, shades, and a necklace. Perfect for dashboards that scream “Yeehaw” with every turn signal.

Got road rage? Leave a “You Park Like an A-Hole” card that looks like cash. The perfect passive-aggressive revenge for parking lot disasters.

Blast back to the ‘80s with this NES-style wireless mouse—perfect for nostalgic nerds, office gamers, or anyone who hates boring tech.

Fool the car-clueless with this “blinker fluid” bottle—perfect for roasting your friend who thinks a lug nut is a type of granola.

Trick friends into waving at vending machines and talking to paper towel dispensers—these fake sensor stickers are harmless chaos in decal form!

Turn heads and ruffle feathers with this full-head pigeon mask—perfect for parties, pranks, or confusing your neighborhood birds.

No snoring, no commitment—just cuddles. This huggable half-man is the ultimate plus-one for naps, laughs, and lonely Netflix nights.

Escape meetings, kids, or reality! This portable pod is your soundproof sanctuary for work, naps, or hiding from responsibility. Privacy never looked so weird.