13 Hilarious Office Gifts That’ll Make HR Nervous (in a Good Way)

Need a gift that says “I care” but also “I had no clue what to get you”? This meaningful little acrylic sign looks like modern art met a Hallmark card at a team-building retreat. It’s inspirational, decorative, and just the right size to say, “I tried.” Perfect for offices, bookshelves, or that one coworker’s Zen corner.

Channel your inner World’s Best Boss with this Michael Scott mood tracker. It’s got every emotion from “Confused” to “Pretending to Work” and comes with magnets so you can update your chaos daily. Stick it on your fridge, cubicle wall, or your soul. Perfect for anyone who loves The Office, passive communication, or dramatic emotional swings before 9 a.m.

When words fail, let a tiny screaming goat express your inner turmoil. Press it, and it screams—just like you do on Mondays. Comes with a mini book that’s both informative and emotionally validating. Perfect for any desk, kitchen, or existential crisis corner. Makes an ideal gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone teetering on the edge of a full-blown goat moment.

This mouse pad says what we’re all thinking: It’s fine. I’m fine. Everything’s fine. Featuring a literal dumpster fire and stitched edges to keep it from unraveling faster than your mental health. Non-slip base included, because at least something in your life should be stable. Ideal for home offices, Zoom warriors, or anyone who runs on coffee and denial.

Finally, a desk sign that sets boundaries and bills imaginary clients! With rates like “$1 to answer, $5 to listen, and $10 if you interrupt my coffee,” this sarcastic slab of truth is the ultimate cubicle power move. Great for coworkers, managers, or that one teammate who keeps “just circling back.” Ideal for birthdays, White Elephant parties, or petty office politics.

Perfect for jotting down all the thoughts HR wouldn’t approve. This refillable leather journal is ideal for meetings, venting sessions, or passive-aggressive doodles. Comes with a pen and pen clip—because rage deserves to be documented in style. Great gift for coworkers, managers, or anyone surviving the 37th “quick sync” of the day.

Bring DMV vibes straight to your desk with this absurdly tiny ticket dispenser. Comes with real tear-off tickets so your coworkers can literally get in line to bother you. Bonus points if you actually make them wait. A perfect gag gift for office heroes, customer service champs, or anyone who’s one “quick question” away from snapping.

Sip your coffee and spill the tea with this brutally honest mug. Ideal for the coworker who reads “Hope this email finds you well” and immediately feels attacked. Holds 11 ounces of pure spite (and caffeine). Perfect for birthdays, office parties, or sending passive-aggressive vibes in ceramic form.

Why speak when your desk can do it for you? This flipbook of 30 passive-aggressively delightful messages covers every mood from “Busy Being Awesome” to “Nope.” Just flip to the vibe of the day and let coworkers know what kind of chaos they’re walking into. A hilarious office gift for introverts, sass-masters, or anyone trapped in back-to-back Zooms.

Need a place to store your last remaining fcks? This tiny 5oz jar is filled with literal wooden fcks—perfect for gifting, venting, or ceremonially handing one out when someone really earns it. A gag gift masterpiece for friends, coworkers, or that one boss who asks for “just a quick favor” at 4:59 p.m.

Finally, a desk organizer that gets you. This mini dumpster holds your pens, paperclips, and existential dread—complete with flame note cards so you can jot down thoughts like “burn it all” or “smile through the chaos.” With three compartments of hot mess realness, it’s the perfect gift for coworkers surviving corporate dumpster fires on the daily.

Because sometimes you just need a red-inked reminder that you don’t get paid enough for this. This self-inking “NOT MY JOB” stamp is perfect for paperwork, passive-aggressive file folders, or slapping on that mystery task Cheryl keeps assigning you. It’s efficient, petty, and deeply therapeutic. A must-have gag gift for coworkers and overworked heroes alike.

Let the plaques speak louder than your cries for help. This 3-pack of desk signs includes titles like “Chaos Coordinator,” “Fixer of Everything,” and “Desk of a Humble Genius”—because why have one identity crisis when you can rotate through three? Ideal for coworkers, bosses, or anyone running on caffeine and a crumbling to-do list.