Track critters by their poop! This pocket guide helps ID scat like a pro—from cords to splats, and all the furry mysteries in between.

This rubber duck’s got style—black cowboy hat, shades, and a necklace. Perfect for dashboards that scream “Yeehaw” with every turn signal.

Got road rage? Leave a “You Park Like an A-Hole” card that looks like cash. The perfect passive-aggressive revenge for parking lot disasters.

Blast back to the ‘80s with this NES-style wireless mouse—perfect for nostalgic nerds, office gamers, or anyone who hates boring tech.

Fool the car-clueless with this “blinker fluid” bottle—perfect for roasting your friend who thinks a lug nut is a type of granola.

Trick friends into waving at vending machines and talking to paper towel dispensers—these fake sensor stickers are harmless chaos in decal form!

Turn heads and ruffle feathers with this full-head pigeon mask—perfect for parties, pranks, or confusing your neighborhood birds.

Beet farmer. Assistant to the Regional Manager. Now, you can be Dwight too—with this badge of bizarre honor. Perfect for fans & weird coworkers alike!

Cue the world’s smallest violin! This mini masterpiece is perfect for mock sympathy, dollhouse flair, or melodramatic office decor.

It’s like a puzzle, but meaner. Clear pieces, zero mercy. Perfect for puzzle masochists and chaotic gift-givers. Rage sold separately!

Serve justice one windshield at a time! These snarky cards are the passive-aggressive stocking stuffer no driver knew they needed.

Tee off at your desk! This mini golf pen set includes clubs, balls, and a putting green box—perfect for dads, bosses, or golf junkies who hate meetings.